I'm Alergic to my Dog

Yeah. I've had hives every day since I came off the steroids (the first time, anyway). Now my doctor and my mother seem to think it's Lia. Yeah. I'll buy that. She's a monster. Cujo. One second she's cuddled next to me and giving me soft kisses; the next second she turns around growling and snarling like some kind of possessed monster puppy. She bites and snarls and growls and pees EVERYWHERE -- except outside. But at least she craps outside -- she doesn't crap or pee on furniture or in her crate -- and she's awfully cute -- when she's sleeping.

Starting right this minute -- it's crate training all the way. It will hurt me more than it hurts her, I'm sure. I just want a nice puppy -- a normal fucking dog. Everyone tells me this is normal, but I just don't get it. Damn and fuck. She reminds me of Sara -- she is so fucking stubborn!

Great -- as I sit here, I am having another fucking break out of hives. God please let this be something other than my puppy!

Gotta go soak in an oatmeal bath -- a cold one -- I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE HOT BATHS BECAUSE OF THE UHTHOFF'S SYMPTOM!

This life sucks, today. I want a different one! Can I just trade this one in at the customer service desk?