Privacy Rules

For the first time since I moved home, I am going to have the house all to myself. Dad and the boys, including Michael, are going to someplace in Wisconsin to play golf and poker all weekend. I guess, technically, the house is not ALL to myself, but Mom never leaves her room so it will feel like I'm alone. I can wander around in my underwear, play my music, control the remote for the television and not have to pick up after my brothers for two whole days. Yeah.

Unfortunately, this weekend of freedom is marred by several exercises for my linguistics class and the remainder of Mansfield Park. Thank God for SparkNotes.